I'm one of those girls that will spend way too much time contemplating what to put in the description on her blog because it really matters in the grand scheme of things. 18. Female. Fluent in Sarcasm and Awkward Silence.
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kathryngrin:

necpd:

Andria//LaDispute

god I love this song


This is my favorite

The Girl by City and Colour

(Source: musical-blog)

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 46,191 notes

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 145,421 notes
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changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy
Monday, July 28, 2014 with 102,182 notes

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 127,683 notes
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irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.
me: so do u like dogs
her: nah they're kinda gross
me:
me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 122,003 notes
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 92,286 notes
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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 373,761 notes

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 20,322 notes
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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 159,818 notes

rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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